The Culprit

APPREHENDED:

1 (One)
Container of Black Beans

CITED FOR:
(Including but not Limited to)

-Violation of Private Property
(1 (one) refrigerator and or 1 (one) kitchen)

-Pollution of Natural Resources
(Releasing of foul odor)


TAKEN INTO CUSTODY
Monday, the 26th Day of January
Two Thousand and Nine


DETAINED
for questioning on aforementioned date


TRIAL
denied


EXECUTION
by garbage disposal