THIS WEEK IN HOLLYWOOD: What Are They Thinking?!

Why is it that celebrities think they can do it all? It's like they think if they're talented in one area (think is the operative word in most of these cases) then they must be talented in others. Like, if they can sing, they must be able to act. If they can act, they must be able to write, etc. I'm so embarrassed for so many celebrities in the news this week who feel they hold the All Access Talent Pass. Or have just completely lost their grip on reality.

Mariah Carey: Thinks She Can Act

She's working on another film.

It's about stinkin' time! My DVD collection will never
be complete without Glitter 2!

Ryan Seacrest and Paris Hilton: Think People Want To Watch Them On TV

They've teamed up for an upcoming reality show.

For those of you who love reality TV,
but wish it was just a little more obnoxious.

Lauren Conrad: Thinks She Can Write

She signed on to write a series of young adult books.

A must-have for every 12 year old girl:

"How To, Like, Become Famous, For, Like, Doing Absolutely Nothing"
By Lauren Conrad
Illustrated by Lo Bosworth




Madonna: Thinks She's Still 20

Seriously, we get it. You're 50 and you're incredibly in shape.
Kudos to you. What you don't realize is there's a very
thin line between impressive and ridiculous.



New Kids On The Block: Think It's Still 1989

Here's a little piece of advice for the comeback kids:
If you're trying to prove to the world that you're still hip
20 years later, probably don't do the robot.



In additional news, I finally figured out who's been stealing Mary Kate's pants!