Things Most People Love That I Most Definitely Do Not:
1. Oprah
She's a swell person, very giving, but I do not, never have, and never will, watch her show.
2. Hairspray
I won't say I hated it, but I guess I didn't see what everyone loved about it.
3. Julia Roberts
Yeah, yeah, she's America's Sweetheart, yeah she's got a "Mega-Watt Smile." Yeah, there's something about her that makes me want to throw my shoe at the movie screen.
4. Romantic Comedies
Oh, the cheese! Oh, the sugary-sweetness! Oh, the gag reflex!
5. Michael Buble
Okay, I'm not blind. The man is smokin'. I'm not deaf, he has a voice like butta. But I already didn't like his music...and then he cheated on Emily Blunt. Lo-ser.
6. Nuts
How many times can I use my gag reflex as an excuse on this list?
7. flats
1. Oprah
2. Hairspray
3. Julia Roberts
4. Romantic Comedies
5. Michael Buble
6. Nuts

7. flats

8. So You Think You Can Dance

I tried, really tried, for the second year in a row, to get into this show.
Not happening. (Don't hate me, Rachael.)
9. Running

Now, I know I'm not alone in this, but I do know there are many people who loooove to run. I am not one of them. I never will be. I hated to run even as a kid. I just don't get it. At all.
10. Facebook
What do you not love that most people do?
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